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Dear Snarfblat,
As a proud member of the NAAPC (National Association of the Politically Correct) I'm both
shocked and outraged, your product only perpetuates long standing American myths. Democrat,
Liberal, Progressive, or Slackjawed Persons (as we prefer) are not just screechy,
crybaby idiots but, real people with real feelings.
MAY YOU BURN IN HELL YOU ********!!!.
Sincerely,
Richard Head
Appleton, WI
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Dear Dick Head,
What if we told you all profits after taxes from "ConTrivia" are going
to the American SlackJaw Defense Fund?
Ha! How about that! Of course we just made it up and can assure you that
all profits will go directly into our POCKETS! Hahahaha!!
Love,
Your friends at Snarfblat
Dear Snarfblat,
I can not believe you guys made that game, ConTrivia. What do you think gives you
the right to pick on poor progressives like that?? I saw you were insulting their policies,
debunking their fake news, exposing their corruption, even *gasp* telling truths!!
Don't they have cops in your town to stop you from doing this?!?! Are you even from America or are you.... RUSSIAN?!?! You are a SICK,
mentally twisted bunch of guys!!!I think you should check with your hospital, they may
have developed some treatment for you guys other than electric shock therapy, you perverted
freaks!! If you guys don't get treatment, I hope you fall down a manhole cover, causing a large
head wound and then bleed to death, you demented, crack smoking pukeface! OUTRAGE!! IMPEACH!!!
P.S. I'm foaming at the mouth waiting for your next game!!.
Sincerely,
AndyCooper@CommunistNewsNetwork.com
Dear Andy,
Thanks! This is the nicest letter we've gotten so far! Because of this, we're going to
send you some free gifts! We're sending a free copy of our latest product, now in beta,
Big Baby Seal Hunter. We're sure you'll love clubbing the heads in of baby seal
after baby seal, just like we do! It's the gift that keeps on giving. As an added bonus,
we're going to throw in one of our crack pipes!
Best wishes,
Snarfblat
P.S. We've posted a picture of your, ahem, girlfriend to the right for all the world to see what a lucky man you are.
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Dear Snarfblat,
I loved your game, ConTrivia. I found it profoundly telling of life in the inner
cities. It gives me true insight into why some Left Wingers behave in the manner that
they do. And of course, it's due to their subhuman race! My sincerest thanks for this deep and
insightful psychological profile of an important group of sub-Americans.
Keep it real,
dDuke@supremacy.com
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Dear dDuke,
Uhh Hi dDuke.... We at Snarfblat dont believe in race identity politics. The fundamental,
by far largest, difference between people is.... Culture. Period. Alls that we have to say
to you can be summed up in aCoopers letter to us. As he so eloquently put it,
"You are one SICK, mentally twisted guy!!! I think you should check with your hospital,
they may have developed some treatment for you other than electric shock therapy,
you perverted freak!! If you don't get treatment, I hope you fall down a manhole cover,
causing a large head wound, and then bleed to death, you demented, crack smoking pukeface!!"
Sincerely,
Snarfblat
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